What it's like to be married to me
Me: "Hey babe, remember I told you that Small Paws was taking in 10 puppy mill Bichons this weekend?"
Me: "Well, I noticed several of them are pretty tall and have long legs like Nate's."
Me: "So I volunteered us to foster one of the tall girls once they clear their quarantine. Because wouldn't it be cool if Natie had a tall sister?"
E: *huge sigh* "Yes, dear."