Overheard

A telephone call I received earlier today:

Me: "Hello"
E: "Hey, honey. It's me. I was just over at Third World Soccer and found this really cool Manchester United jersey that's going to be going on sale for 25% off in the second week of August."
Me: "Ok..."
E: "Yeah, they're changing sponsers to AIG but this jersey has the old sponsor on it and this is the one I want."
Me: "Mm Hm."
E: "They're holding it for me. You know. For my birthday. On August 1st. Love you. Bye."