Want to see my toe?
It's the first broken bone I've ever had. Almost made it 45 years without a broken bone. I come from a family filled with people who slam their toes into things and break them - my mom, my sister, my brother, and now me. You'd think that by now we'd have learned to wear shoes more often. Nope, not us. I'm sitting here with no shoes on now. I know. I'm a dufus.