Want to see my toe?
I broke it last night. I did this while carrying my cucumber salad to my chair to eat dinner. Trust me, the picture doesn't do it justice.

It's the first broken bone I've ever had. Almost made it 45 years without a broken bone. I come from a family filled with people who slam their toes into things and break them - my mom, my sister, my brother, and now me. You'd think that by now we'd have learned to wear shoes more often. Nope, not us. I'm sitting here with no shoes on now. I know. I'm a dufus.

It's the first broken bone I've ever had. Almost made it 45 years without a broken bone. I come from a family filled with people who slam their toes into things and break them - my mom, my sister, my brother, and now me. You'd think that by now we'd have learned to wear shoes more often. Nope, not us. I'm sitting here with no shoes on now. I know. I'm a dufus.